Thursday, December 07, 2006
Title of the day:
The Idiot's guide for salvationWhat are names? Names are a representation of who we are and what we really are. Beneath this face hides our true identity. A nameless person has two possible characteristics- 1. You are as cool as V for Vendetta and YOU do not need a name. 2. You are just a lost soul who have yet to discover what your true identity is. As for YOU, anon, i think you belong to the latter.
Without a name, the first impression of YOU, anon, would probably be what YOU say and what YOU tag on other people's blog. Sparing YOU all the lectures on being ashamed of YOUr own name, please, honestly, from the depth of my big heart, GROW up. If you ever for a split second think that by telling another individual that she's a witch and that she's not beautiful, would change the destiny of her life forever, you are so darn wrong. She is a beautiful, hot, sexy and confident girl who's proud of her name, unlike YOU. She can splash pictures of her unending legs and her model-like face all over her blog while you can only drool all over YOUr keyboard wishing that YOU'd be somewhat as perfect as her but knowing that at the same time, someone who has looks like YOUrs, should never ever be seen outside without a paper bag over YOUr face. Okay, fine, ugly people should be given some kinda rights, yes i know. But YOU, do not, i repeat, do not deserve even the rights of an ugly cockroach. Because, all you ever lived for, is telling other people they're not beautiful when actually,.... (gasps!) all you need to do to find the true meaning of ugly, was to look into a mirror. Probably you havent done so in ages. This is the only rational reason i can come up with for you making a statement as such "Thank God, I was bestowed with looks" without committing suicide after telling sucha hideous lie.
Talk about having guy friends. You know, being the kind hearted Chua sisters we usually are, would offer you some emotional advice if you've been sexually abused by your dad when you're young or something. Anyway, are you some kinda a pervert or something who detest sex so much? Why do you even have a pussy for? Oh yes, i can guess. It’s a stinky refuge place for cockroaches. Therefore, the only conclusion i can make, is that all your so called "guy friends" whom you claimed ever so often to have in abundance, are cockroaches. But you see, my sister is a totally different species from all of your male cockroaches. She's a human. That's why they didnt find her attractive but instead, you.
After all these heartfelt words, i must say, thank you. Thank you for showing me how intellectually capable we are in comparison of you. Thank you for giving both me and my sister hopes for a better tomorrow because of such barbaric people like you. And all your guy cockroaches pals. Well well, all i have to say at this moment when things are forced to turn out this way is, spare yourself from more humiliation and save a little dignity for yourself, anon. Cause whatever you say from now on, will probably be heard only in the insect kingdom. =)
The proud author,
Sharmagne Chua.
It's all about us
